do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"


(Source: scarysamwinchester, via callousyoungbeliever)

"If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?"

— (via spenserstevens)

(Source: love-summer-love33, via plasticstarss)

me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

"Somewhere between emotional and emotionless."

— (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: in-krei-dible, via saucyboozehound)

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made