do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
"If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?"
— (via spenserstevens)
we are the dream
me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen
"Somewhere between emotional and emotionless."
— (via soulsscrawl)
person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made